Kiki Danger does...nothing

So,  I have been trying to figure out a new blog post for awhile. I don't want my blog to be all about running so I didn't want to do another running/fitness related one. So  I have been racking my brain. But, as it turns out there hasn't been anything terribly noteworthy going on lately. Most days I love love love what I do. Unfortunately, lately my job has ground to a halt. Here has been my agenda for today:

 2 hours at the gym.....






Yep, that's all. That is what I've accomplished for today. I'll get to the punchline...it's been that way for probably close to a month. We are in what they call a "transition time". Apparently that also means "come to work and dreamscape". So, I sit here day after day. My home life hasn't been any more exciting. Mr. Danger has had an intense schedule at school that has resulted in early mornings, late evenings, and sleep, for everyone, including the Danger-ettes. So its been rinse, lather and repeat at the Danger household.

I don't want to keep my adoring public (all two of you) waiting. So, here are 10 "interesting" facts about me:

1. I use "so" a LOT. I have tried to self edit out of previous posts, but as you can see in this one, I will put so in front of nearly every sentence. It's probably my favorite transition word so...

2. I love using the ellipsis...I love it so much that I won't edit myself on that. I could probably put it in every sentence I ever write...ever. I think every sentence can be improved by a well placed...pause. I love it so much that I have contemplated getting an ellipsis tattooed on me. I have had several people tell me this is dumb...including Mr. Danger.

3. I go full on rage when I see someone leave their grocery cart outside of the wrangler. Seriously, if you can put it up on a curb, you can walk your lazy ass over to the god damn wrangler. It's not fucking rocket science. I once tried to wrangle carts at Costco due to lazy jackasses...however, their carts are super heavy, and even more so when you try and wrangle multiples at a time. I'll just say this, that Honda I hit didn't have any noticeable damage. 

4. I still know all the words to the Beastie Boys Paul Revere. When it comes on I will crank it up and sing a-long.  I love singing the words to any songs I know. I try and sing out loud when I'm at the gym on the treadmill. I have an awful voice and I don't care. 

5. Until this year I could not spell restaurant with out spell check helping me out. I was fine with the "rest" part after that I would just putting random vowels together until it looked close enough, hit the space bar to get the squiggly red line and then fixed it. 

6. I hate click-bait stories on the internet. Any story that begins with "You thought he was going to tie a knot with the string, but you have no clue what happens next, it's amazing and beautiful" I refuse to click on, no matter how much I want to know WHAT IN THE LOVE OF GOD HAPPENS WITH THE STRING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

7. I love spreadsheets. Specifically excel spreadsheets. I get a little bit giddy when its time to redo the Danger budget each year. I'm not even that good at it. I don't really know advanced formulas or anything. I just love the sum feature and making things different colors. 

8. Mr. Danger and I have been playing a 16 year long train game. The game goes like this...if you drive under train tracks with a train going over it and you don't hold the roof up and the other person does they get a point. The highlight of this game was when I got 3, yes 3, points in ONE DAY. You know  the odds of that?? It's crazy high I'm sure. At one point I was up by like 10 points. I went through a very very bad train game time after the kids we born....where he actually evened the score. It was 0-0 for a long time. I've finally recovered and am +1 again. The best part of getting a point is the gloating you get to do afterwards. 

9. I have 12 closed piercings, I'll let you guess where they were. 

10. I once gave myself a hickey on my chin by seeing how long I could stand a drinking cup suctioned to it. Turns out, I can leave it on for hours and hours. High school was uncomfortable for me because of things like this.